I just saw the most defeated man in the world.
How do you spot him you ask?
Look for the man slouched in front of the urinal for much too long, his
head at a right angle to his body. the man willing his member to drop
forth a couple more mils of liquid and give him another bless'd second
away from his desk... god, I think he is praying that said liquid
doesn't come from his eyes first.
He was so sad and pathetic looking... like a chastised childe standing
in the corner regretting not what he had done but that he was caught.
Do that man a favor and fire him.
(note: this was actually another guy at work.. this is not me writing in
the third person)
1 comment:
you just HAD to put that note on at the end, didnt you? just had to deprive us all of the comedic gold it would spawn... i hate you.
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