coming, let me know. If you don't see yourself and are DEFINITELY
coming, let me know.
More Bios to come.
Camper 1
Codename: The Dirty Mexican
A former downhill skier from Upstate NY, he moved west to find his
fortune. Pursuing a career in ROCK while spending his free time
playing with geosynchronous satellites, he currently resides in San
Diego California. When he heard about the trip, he exclaimed in his
own quiet manner: Fuck yeah, I'm there. Don't be confused by his
swarthy appearance, he only rarely will pillage your village.
Drink: Microbrews or Vodka tea
Camper 2
Codename: Mau
Having lived in both Long Island and New Jersey, educated in
engineering and hating of all things hotdog, she may be the most
naturally adept outdoors woman in the history of the world (part I).
Don't be fooled by her batting eyelashes or sensuous lips, she is a
cold blooded killer and will cut you as soon as share her Malibu and
coke. Three days without an outlet to charge for her various
electronics will test her mettle.
Drink: Malibu and {Coke, Cranberry, Pineapple}
Camper 3
Codename: The Confused
The Confused is now in training for her second career (the east coast
one) as an unscrupulous litigator. Having lived in Beautiful San
Diego for a couple years, she found herself missing the assholish and
ugly population of the east cost. Weather? Yeah, that too, it was
just toooooooooo nice out there. After finding that the populous of
Boston doesn't have the biting wit the were advertised to have, she
has agreed to come camping with us in search of a new level of light
speed banter.
Drink: Bourbon or Red Wine
Camper 4
Codename: Juicy (no pants)
Another former disgruntled employee, Juicy has recently found himself
in the business of "Consulting". Why the air quotes, translated into
real quotes when placed in text, you ask? Well, rumor is that said
consulting gig has resulted in inordinate amounts of "work" from home.
The guy from "Supersize Me" is currently filming a special on "30
Days: Without Pants" with our Juicy as his subject. Note: Juicy is
currently assembling a small army to join him on this trip. He will
be providing the Bios for these Wacky Sacks of People-meat.
Drink: Miller Lite
Camper 5
Codename: Cheetos
No one is sure why she is called Cheetos, but ever after her vacation
with the Peace Corps in depressed areas of Jamaica, she has insisted
on being called Cheetos. She is seen occasionally sneaking around
lower Manhattan looking for places with cheap booze and outdoor
smoking areas. Little else is known about this camper other than she
has feet worthy of a [insert fancy shoe brand here] and her interests
are Fortran and costal modeling.
Drink: Rum, straight, any color, in a tall glass.
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