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5.27.2005

don't Subject me to this

so i am sitting here waiting for the weekend to arrive or some damn email, when i realized how funny my inbox is (not a sexual reference.. i have no inbox)..  at least it is funny to me..
HILARIOUS...
anyway.. here is basically every subject in there except for a couple reminding me to pay loans or check out the newest products on amazon..
fuck amazon... anyway .. on with the show
 
languid lamentations of legume like lepers
cubist buddhist: not so soft
cliche but still a bit humorous
Behold her felate my boy big wang like a vacuum and get strained in the end
pretties.  
fireflies and rattlesnakes
you should be a happy yogi
yogi happy yogi laugh
It's made of people
 i love her somehow
quit eating the paste
our next guest can jump rope with his small intestines
201 reasons to be happy...
Re: Toast in the Post
Memorial Day Weekend Shyte in Saratoga Springs 
that worked poorly via phone
the voices....oh man, the voices
you get work done?
sql as in where?!?
holy naked muppets, batman!!
bob barker very well may be a puppy licker
remembering what is lost
shovel glove
get me this job...
elegant elephants elope in eurasia
monday sunshine leads to tuesday rain 
heaven.  
bemused and confused and obtuse
leather Clad Eyelids
Plan for today and horror of yesterday and dreams of the day before
ta ta's
sleeping rather than talking
or this one.
 yo soy un matador
Organic Soybean Petrochemical
a note from boobie-lovers annonymous...
An Excercise in Sanity
fuzzy wuzzy was an axe muderer.
New Market Intelligence Centers
Waste silly string rules.
dolt.  
liptons cup o' noodles
mess-ed up mess-age
alive cabrone?
Beware of God, may bite
herbaceously longing
el lonely boy
 Re: Your Friend Sent You a Lick From IFILM.com
i like pop tarts
You have one $595,000. Visit our website to claim  (this is actually an email i composed to brit.. not your run of the mill spam)
 running through the sprinklers is underrated.
Sansom Brown ALe
Now we know why pastey was cuddling with a certain person at seis de mayo
3 o clock 4 o clock...
tequila hates me 
The Dark Crystal Muppets take over a 7/11
congenital Loss of Limbs 
It's pretty much the best weekend
bike-a-thon to support liver eaters.
a bad hair day due to humidity? 
Lemon-Lime Hillbillies
now who's the corporate tool

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