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5.26.2005

high Opinions of perverts

i heart spam. now that i am again checking my email enough that it doesn't drowned out my real email it is actually a welcome respite from the reminders to pay my student loans and somewhat coherent ramblings of acquaintances... so i get one today that is just fin poetic... for porn.. yes, apparently some marketingf out there thought maybe there is another way to get lonely men to visit their website other than using the phrase "horny sluts"...
anyway, now that ive piqued your interest:
(note i've italicized the parts that dont seem to be in line with normal spam)

Subject: Behold her felate my boy big wang like a vacuum and get strained in the end.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Bonjour.

She had her first anal sect with a shocking black johnny and it left her with a huge gaping gee-gee !

[insert web address for geegee here]

Many people love in themselves what they hate in others.

Cherry loved getting that black pole inserted way deep up inside her and she moaned and groaned as her pussy got hammered real!

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

She's a tight nympho who says she was born to penetrate.

What's more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?
A bureaucrat is a person who cuts red tape sideways.

yeah so i would have loved to see the guy (i imagine ron jeremy) composing this thing with a quotable quotes book on one knee and the latest hustler on the other...

alas.. if i knew what the world was coming to i would be there already (haha)

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